Ask Grandma Phag: Twincest, Gainers, & An Oddly Shaped Hole

Dear Grandma Phag,

I've been getting into twincest porn lately. That's where the two performers are twins and they might have a third or fourth involved but usually just the two of them messing around.

My friends think I'm weird because I just find it so fucking sexy. TWINS! JERKING OFF TOGETHER! FUCKING EACH OTHER! It's so good. And of course I'm obsessed with Sugar & Spice from Drag Race as a result of this fetish.

Is this normal?

Wishes I Had A Twin

Dear Wishes I Had A Twin,

Twincest? I've never heard of this until now. If everyone involved is having a good time - I don't see a problem with it. Maybe try to find a set of twins and see if this fantasy is everything you dreamed - or just kind of creepy.

Grandma Phag


Dear Grandma Phag,

I am a Gainer. If you don't know what that is - it means my partner is my Feeder and he gives me food to watch me get bigger. It's a control thing where he is in total control of my weight.

Recently, I surpassed the 300 pound mark. My parents tried to talk to me about my weight gain. It was AWKWARD! How do I tell people to mind their business? I'm proud of my belly!

Big Teddy Bear

Dear Big Teddy Bear,

Lucky for you I just made some of my famous Old Fashioned Sticky Buns for you to eat up.

If you don't want to talk about something - tell them to eat it. From a health perspective, make sure you're talking regularly with a doctor. From a sexy perspective, eat up!

Grandma Phag


Dear Grandma Phag,

I fucked a RuPaul's Drag Race Girl. Not kidding. I didn't know they were a Drag Race superstar until I was in their hotel room and saw all their luggage everywhere.

It was good sex. I'd give it 8/10 and do it again. Should I tell people?

Oddly Shaped Hole

Dear Oddly Shaped Hole,

Well, it's obvious who fucked you by that name. If you want to tell people, you can it's your life. I'd just remember to think about what your partner would have preferred you did - famous or not.

Grandma Phag

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