· De Darby Foxx
Ask Grandma Phag: My boyfriend wants to get gangbanged...
Dear Grandma Phag,
My boyfriend and I have been together for three years. We are in an open relationship and the rule is just don't be messy. We play together sometimes too.
My boyfriend who we'll call Chris, asked if I would help set up a gangbang for him. His plan is to have 4 or 5 guys come over and use him up in every way imaginable. Part of me finds it hot, but part of me is jealous. I want 5 guys lusting over me! And this is turning into a lot of work. He wants a bareback experience so finding guys that get tested regularly, aren't going to flake, and are our type is getting difficult.
Should we move forward with this? What are your tips and tricks from your many years of hooking up that i should think about? And, is it weird I'm so jealous?
Need A Gaped Hole
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Dear Need A Gaped Hole,
Well, well, well. A gangbang, huh? I must say, it's refreshing to see a young couple these days embracing the joys of open relationships without all the drama. And the fact that you're both willing to get a little kinky? Chef's kiss.
Now, about your jealousy. Honey, let me tell you, it's perfectly normal to feel a little pang of envy when your partner is about to have a wild time with others. It's like when your favorite toy gets passed around at a playdate. You want it back! But remember, this isn't a competition. It's about sharing the love and exploring new experiences.
As for the logistics of this little gathering, let me share a few tips from my decades of experience:
- Safety First: Make sure everyone involved is tested and healthy. The last thing you want is a surprise guest at your party. Ask everyone to get a test the week of the event. They can send you the results and that's their way of getting your address.
- Set the Mood: Create a welcoming atmosphere. Get some drinks, plenty of lube, and toys of course. Turn on your favorite nasty flick and let the party begin!
- Communication is Key: Talk openly with Chris about your expectations and boundaries. The more you communicate, the better the experience will be for everyone. Maybe in the middle of it he'll want to see you get pounded too!
- Don't Be Afraid to Experiment: Try new things, but always remember to prioritize your own pleasure. If this isn't fun, say so!
And finally, remember that this is supposed to be fun! So relax, enjoy yourself, and don't take it too seriously. After all, life's too short to have a tight hole.
Love,
Grandma Phag
