Is Your Penis...Normal? Let's Chat Cock

Many guys are self conscious about their penises. It happens! You watch porn and they have giant 10 inch long perfect members - and yours looks different. What's the deal with that? Why is my eggplant different than your eggplant?

Penises whether big, small, fat, skinny, curved, bigger head, or large balls included too - are a part of our manhood. It is a way to show your sexual dominance, get a new mate, or if you so choose reproduce.

Let's break down some of these unhealthy concepts of our penises - are they well normal? 

Yes, your penis is normal. 

Maybe you sent a penis pic to someone off Grindr and they blocked you. That can hurt and honestly guys need to behave better than staying toxic on hook up apps. But you may be thinking - is there something wrong with me? A couple of years ago, research was carried out by GMFA (the Gay Men’s Health Charity) showed that a shocking 38% of the surveyed subjects claimed that their penis size caused them anxiety, and 16% confessed they had received rude and derogatory comments about their sex organs.

Just remember - anyone who is a dick about your dick - doesn't deserve your dick, love, butt, kisses, hugs, shoulder to cry on, or most importantly - your time. Fuck 'em. 

Penis Categories

Penises come in 20 different categories based on size, shape, and color. Yes, the color of a penis can be different than the skin color of the person it is attached to. No that person is not Frankenstein - that's just part of the biology of humans.

The biggest contributor to all of this? Hormones. Breaking news - hormones impact a lot of our biology, physical health, and mental well-being. A lot of things there is nothing you can do outside of plastic surgery so better to embrace and be proud of who you are.

What to do if embarrassed about your penis?

First remember you are not alone. Lots of guys have anxiety related to their one eyed monsters. But secondly, and most importantly - your penis isn't everything about you. There is so much more that makes up the marvelous you. Embrace who you are - be proud of your member. Confidence is key when finding a mate and frankly that's what most guys would say they are looking for. Not the shy guy in a corner who is afraid to take his shirt off. I want a sex demon who can rip off those pants and use whatever tool he has to destroy me. 

Don't be embarrassed. Seriously. I know that's easier said than done - but don't be. 

The Bottom Line

Whether you are hairy, smooth, veiny, freckled, Captain Hook, curved, straight, fat, thin, long, short, big headed, or anything else - you got a great dick. Be proud of that dick. Show it off (in appropriate circumstances of course). Now go get some!