Ask Grandma Phag: Throuple Into Quadrouple?

Our hit advice columnist Grandma Phag is back. Grandma Phag is an 88 year old former drag performer that is known for her sagely wisdom. While she sometimes struggles to know what decade it is, her advice is always timeless. 

Dear Grandma Phag,

I'm a bit stumped on what to do. I'm currently in a two year relationship with two of the greatest guys ever - Sean & Adam. We've lived together for over a year now and things are going great. We are open and play together or separate so jealously is never an issue. It's just nice to have this family who I fuck and get Christmas presents from. 

Here's the problem. This past weekend Sean & Adam during dinner told me they had discussed this already, but were interested in opening our throuple into a quadrouple. So the three of us dating someone romantically. They said they didn't have someone in mind just asked what I thought. I said I needed to think about it. This is my first throuple and at first I was reluctant but it works great. 

So should we become a quadrouple?

Double Penetrated In San Fran 

Dear Double Penetrated In San Fran,

Oh, darling, it warms my old drag heart to see you embracing love and living your truth in such a fabulous way! It sounds like you've found yourself a delightful throuple with Sean and Adam, and for that, I say bravo!

Now, let's talk about this potential quadrouple situation. Relationships, my dear, are like a glamorous dance. Sometimes, you need to try out new steps to see if they work for you. If Sean and Adam have expressed their interest in expanding your throuple into a quadrouple, it's important to give their suggestion the consideration it deserves.

Before making any decisions, take some time to reflect on your own feelings. Ask yourself if you have the capacity to love and be loved by another person romantically. Are you ready to welcome a fourth member into your loving family? Remember, darling, love is a precious thing, and it's important to ensure that everyone involved feels valued, respected, and supported.

Communication is the key to any successful relationship, be it a throuple or a quadrouple. Sit down with Sean and Adam and have an open and honest conversation about your thoughts and concerns. Discuss what this expansion would mean for your dynamic, boundaries, and expectations. It's vital that all parties involved feel heard and understood.

Ultimately, my dear, the decision to become a quadrouple lies in your hands. Follow your heart, trust your instincts, and remember that love should always be celebrated in all its glorious forms. And if in doubt, reach out to your fabulous drag queen friends for some sage advice and a dash of sparkle!

Sending you all the love and wisdom from this old drag queen's heart,

Grandma Phag