The Tightest Butthole: An AI Written Fairytale

We asked an AI program to write a fairytale about The Tightest Butthole.  This is the new classic…

The Tightest Butthole By AI

Once upon a time, in a land far away, there was a tight little butthole. This special butthole was the smallest and most difficult to enter of any other butthole in the realm. In fact, no one had ever been able to get inside it before now.

But, as fate would have it, an evil Eggplant Wizard had learned of this magical butthole and decided he must have it for himself. He gathered all his strength and magic and set out on his quest to conquer the Tightest Butthole.

The Eggplant Wizard traveled far and wide through dangerous lands and treacherous terrain, eventually coming across a village near the Tightest Butthole. Here he heard legends of what lay within - tales of treasure beyond imagination waiting inside its walls.

Enchanted by this thought, the wizard set off once more determined to find his way into the Tightest Butthole. After days of failed attempts at entering through various angles and pathways, he finally stumbled upon a secret entranceway that led directly into the heart of the butthole.

He burst through the portal with anticipation only to be met with disappointment - instead of riches beyond belief, there was nothing but a small stone inscribed with words that read "the Tightest Butthole can only be conquered not by strength or magic, but by love."

Sensing defeat, the Eggplant Wizard bowed his head in shame as he realized what these words meant and slowly backed out of the chamber never to return again.

The moral of this story is that power or force cannot win every battle - sometimes you have to rely on emotion itself in order to succeed in life