22 Pick Up Lines For Grindr

Foxies, aren't you tired of starting conversations with "heyyyyy" on Grindr? Well, have no fear! I've got 22 pick up lines that are sure to get you laid. Or at least a smile. Or maybe blocked...but hey anything is better than just hey.

1. I wish you were a door so I could slam you all day long.
2. Nice ass... what time does it open?
3. Do you work for UPS? I thought I saw you checking out my package.
4. You've got 206 bones in your body, want one more?
5. I'm a bird watcher and I'm looking for a Big Cocked Bed Thrasher, have you seen one?
6. Wanna play army? I'll lie down and you can blow the hell outta me.
7. I wish you were a Pony Carousel outside Wal-Mart, so I could ride you all day long for a quarter.
8. I'd really like to see how you look when I'm naked.
9. You must be the limp doctor because I've got a stiffy.
10. I'd walk a million miles for one of your smiles, and even farther for that thing you do with your tongue.
11. If it's true that we are what we eat, then I could be you by morning.
12. You know, if I were you, I'd have sex with me.
13. Fuck me if I'm wrong, but is your name Easy Bottom?
14. Those clothes would look great in a crumpled heap on my bedroom floor.
15. My name is ______... remember that, you'll be screaming it later.
16. Hi, I'm Mr. Right. Someone said you were looking for me.
17. My name isn't Elmo, but you can tickle me anywhere you want to.
18. I know milk does a body good, but DAMN, how much have you been drinking?
19. If you and I were the last men on earth, I bet we could do it in public.
20. Wanna come over for some pizza and sex? No? Why? Don't you like pizza?
21. Dude, I'm an American Express lover... you shouldn't go home without me.
22. Do you sleep on your stomach? No...? Can I ???

The Bottom Line

Okay well most of those are terrible, but it can help to stand out when on any of the apps. You might make them smile which is honestly one of the sexiest things you can do. Put yourself out there. Maybe you'll land the big one. Before you head out on your next date make sure you stock up on all our Sweet Holes.